Recent grads book a two-week getaway to a notorious international hotspot on the isle of Crete. Surrounded by scantily clad hotties, outrageous escapades and a plethora of bodily fluids, clueless intellectual Will, love-struck puppy Simon, chronic masturbator Jay and dimwitted cougar-bait Neil go on "Pussay Patrol" hoping to find high times and, more importantly, wild sex. Instead, they naively blunder from one mortifying experience to another, managing to sabotage every chance they get to fulfill their dreams. Convinced that the solution to all of their problems lies in a weekend party-boat excursion, but without the funds or connections to get tickets to the once-in-a-lifetime blowout, they seemed doomed to miss the action.
Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas, Emily Head
Rating: R (for strong crude and sexual content, some graphic nudity, language, alcohol and brief drug use)