--Horse meat has been discovered in some of the meatballs served by IKEA stores in Europe: . . . The most shocking part of the story: people like to eat meatballs served by a furniture store chain. . . . To correct the problem, from now on IKEA will just sell the parts to make meatballs, and have customers assemble them themselves.
--Abercrombie & Fitch is going to close 180 stores by the year 2015. Shhh. You hear that? Off in the distance? That's the sound of an overly-tanned, frosted-tipped, shirtless man-boy crying.
--Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a law that will ban smoking in most public places. Now Russians can avoid the dangers of secondhand smoke while they're drinking themselves to death with vodka.
--The Census Bureau says it won't use the term "Negro" anymore. I wish I could say the same for my Nana.
--Bankrate.com conducted a survey and found that nearly half of Americans have more credit card debt than savings. Yeah . . . but they probably also have a sweet boat.
--90% of people fantasize about co-workers and friends. There's even a name for people like this: men.
--A homeless man in Brooklyn is suing his parents for $200,000 for not loving him enough. Well, this is NOT going to help.
--The FAA is granting licenses for domestic unarmed "mini-drones" that police can use to find a lost child, monitor traffic . . . and just for fun, tape you peeing in the woods!
