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New England born, product of guts and hard work he takes his lunch pail attitude to the air like every show is his last (on more than one occasion it has been!) To say that he’s a modern day philosopher isn’t fair... There’s no definition for his prophetic views of this world. You only need to sit and have a beer with the guy to realize that he’s been taught by the great professors like Johnny Cash and Steve Earle. He’ll tell you that “Everyone Can find a song for every time they’ve lost, and every time they’ve won” Cantara lives vicariously through the common man, carrying their lives on his shoulders like an iron-willed sherpa ascending the Hillary step. The man is a rock of a human being. Saying he’s steadfast in his convictions is an understatement, Cantara has the sensitivity of a Navy Seal, but you wouldn’t know it when you see him as a father or a husband. Known for delivering sage wisdom while channeling the lyrics of great songwriters he’s been accused of invoking tears in the recipients eyes. He loves to cook, makes a helluva Graham Cracker crusted spinach quiche and if you’re ever lucky enough to try his homemade soup then you will die happy.
A curious user reached out to the 39-year-old comedian on Twitter and asked if he would ever consider hosting the prestigious awards ceremony again.
"No way," MacFarlane replied. "Lotta fun to have done it, though."
On Sunday, the Family Guy creator took to the stage enthusiastically with a slew of one-liners that rubbed some viewers the wrong way, including jokes about domestic violence, foreign accents and Adele**'s weight.
"Rex Reed will be out here to review Adele's performance of 'Skyfall,'" the host said with a grin following the British singer's powerful rendition of her Academy Award-winning track. The crack was a nod to the New York Observer's movie critic, who slammed Identity Thief's Melissa McCarthy as a "female hippo" earlier this month.
But the funnyman's offensive jokes didn't stop there. MacFarlane also made a misogynistic joke when introducing Kathryn Bigelow's epic Zero Dark Thirty.
"The film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman's innate ability to never ever let anything go," he chuckled as the audience groaned.
MacFarlane isn't the first comedian to come under fire for attempting a few button-pushing jabs. Ricky Gervais was similarly panned after hosting the Golden Globes in 2012 after he made jokes about everyone from Kim Kardashian to Mel Gibson** to Jodie Foster. He hosted the Globes a total of three times.
But that didn't stop the British comedian from offering a few pointers to MacFarlane one day before the big show.
"Seth MacFarlane have a blast at The Oscars," he tweeted at his fellow funnyman. "Don't hold back. Just call me if you run out of Scientology & holocaust gags."
This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Seth MacFarlane Says There's "No Way" He'll Host the Oscars Again