John Mellencamp complaining about something? We know -- you're shocked. Mellencamp has penned a lengthy column for the Huffington Post railing -- intelligently and correctly -- against Internet piracy and theft of music and also about legal loopholes that allow it to happen. In the piece, titled "Good News! Ten Commandments Reduced Now To Only Nine," Mellencamp asks, "Why is thievery allowed to continue on the Internet? And why do people think it's so impossible to correct?