West Virginia University topped "Newsweek's" list as the number one party school in the country.  What about your college?  Here are the Top Signs You Attend a Party School.

 
--Your dorm room comes with one desk, two beds and 4,000 places to hide weed.

 
--The bottom of your student I.D. card is eroded from cocaine.

 
--The beer can pyramid in your dorm room has four floors and an elevator.

 
--Your brain's so fried, you actually think you'll land a job after graduation.

 
--Your 8:00 A.M. "Intro to Political Science" class offers an open bar.

 
--You get extra credit for going to Phish concerts.

 
--Lectures on the "Industrial" Revolution consist of your History professor blaring electronic music and flashing glow sticks in your face.

 
--The owners of the pizza parlors surrounding the campus are billionaires.

 
--You graduated with a 4.0 . . . blood-alcohol level.

 
--Your sorry ass got in.