Are you a HOT CHICK who wants an all-expenses-paid trip to the Super Bowl in New Orleans?  Including hotel, food, drinks, and tickets to the game?  You're in luck.  Sort of.

--Some dude in Baltimore put an ad up on Craigslist yesterday afternoon, offering a free Super Bowl ticket, if you meet THREE requirements.  These are all direct quotes from the ad with the title "Free Super Bowl Ticket for Hot Chick" . . .

#1.)  "You must be hot and a Ravens fan."

#2.)  "You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ."

#3.)  "You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit."

--I don't know what sounds more unpleasant . . . that whole "HJ/BJ" thing or hanging with this guy's aunt and uncle.  You KNOW they've GOT to be total freak shows, right?

--Anyway, the guy says his girlfriend dumped him last week, he has the tickets, and he's doing this to spite her.  And he promises, quote, "this is not a joke."

(Craigslist / Deadspin)