Couple Busted for Getting It On in Bank Lobby
A couple had to go to court and face a panel of judges after they were busted for having sex in a bank lobby.
Their romp happened at 6:30 in the evening, so passers-by ended up seeing it all – including a 10-year-old girl.
Not only that, they were on bank property so – surprise, surprise – a security camera caught all the action.
They ended up getting sentenced to 16 weeks in prison, but won’t have to serve their sentence immediately. They were also ordered into an alcohol rehab program and 180 hours of community service. (Daily Mail)
Wrong Bed
Swedish police say a drunk 20-year-old wandered into the wrong house and crawled into bed with a 70-year-old man.
Authorities said the elderly man woke up around 3:30 a.m. to find the young man sleeping next to him. “He got a bit of a shock. He’d been sleeping with earplugs as it was quite noisy in the area,” police spokesman Max Forsstrom said.
Police arrived and woke up the 20-year-old, who explained his house was less than a mile away. He was intoxicated and must have entered the wrong house. "We let him walk home and sober up in the fresh morning air. He definitely needed the walk. I'm guessing that he found his way home," Forsstrom said. The man is not facing any charges. (UPI)
Stripper Ed?
A special ed teacher in New York apparently missed his calling to be a male stripper.
Matthew Maleski got fired from his teaching gig at Public School 183 after a fellow teacher caught him using a class Gmail account for Craigslist hookups. He’s also on YouTube, gyrating his chiseled abs to house music in the video titled: “I Just Wanna [Bleepin'] Dance!”
His Facebook profile picture also shows him shirtless, rocking six-pack abs. According to the New York Daily News, Maleski claims he did not intend to send the emails from the school account.
It's in the (Sink) Hole!
Sinkhole mania has spread to the golf course!
Mark Mihal was on a course in Waterloo, Illinois, last week when he went to check out the distance for his playing partner Mike Peters. Peters had his back to Mihal, and when he turned to say something, Mihal was gone. He could hear Mihal moaning and ran in the direction where he had been standing. A sinkhole had opened under Mihal and he'd fallen 18 feet underground.
Mihal, who is is claustrophobic, began to panic as he waited to be rescued. He was also in great deal of pain since he had dislocated one of his shoulders during the fall. Eventually one of the other golfers in the foursome was lowered down, tied a rope around Mihal and others lifted him to safety. (Deadspin)
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere!
A Florida woman was busted after trying to get a head start on happy hour – by stealing two cans of beer from a convenience store because she couldn't wait out the 20 minutes for "first call."
The woman, whose name was not released, walked into the Pit Stop at 6:40 in the morning and was told she wouldn't be able to purchase the 32-ounce bottles of Schlitz Bull Ice that she'd selected until the clock struck seven. She let loose a string of obscenities and headed for the door without paying for her brewskis, which led the clerk to call cops with a description of the car she sped off in.
Officers caught up with her a short while later, and found the beer on the front seat. She was charged with theft and driving without a valid license. (NWF Daily News)
Every Litter Bit Hurts
A Florida woman was slapped with a battery charge after she decided to take a bite out of crime – by sinking her teeth into the face of someone who'd broken the law by littering on a beach near her home.
Cassi Lyn Clayton, whose criminal record includes citations for property damage and assaulting a cop, flew off the handle after she saw Madison Pelfrey toss some garbage onto the sand. She began screaming at the college student, and the argument escalated – leading Clayton to chomp down hard on one of Pelfrey's cheek.
The 20-year-old neat freak was taken to the Monroe County Detention Center, charged with misdemeanor battery and released from custody.
Now that's what we call trashy behavior! (KeysNet)
Trash Man's Crappy Job
A sanitation worker in England who apparently misunderstood his job duties was given a reprimand after he left one homeowner with something decidedly unsanitary – a steaming pile of his own feces.
The homeowner, whose name was not released, phoned authorities to complain about the surprise package because the same trash man had previously urinated on his driveway not once, but twice. The man, who is retired, is asking for 1500 British pounds in compensation, based on the fact that the fine for leaving dog droppings on private property is 1000 pounds.
The city employee apologized and was allowed to keep his job – but his route was changed so that he no longer stops at the house in question. (Worcester News)
